SCRIPTS

CROOKED MICK AND THE BUNYIP

Red	Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and other exotic pests.
Yellow	Meet Crooked Mick
Blue	Meet
Red	Crooked
Yellow	Mick
Blue	From the Speewah Station
Red	Up the Snowy River
Yellow	Right up
Blue	The Snowy River
Red	He’s tough!
Yellow	How tough?
Red	Real tough!
Blue	He doesn’t shave
Red	He bangs his whiskers in
Blue	With a hammer
Red	And bites them off
Blue	inside
All	Tough
Red	Like I said
Blue	He was
Yellow	Tough
Blue	How tough
Yellow	He was growing
Red	So fast
Yellow	His dad ring-barked his legs
Red	To stop him growing
Blue	Didn’t work
All	Tough
Blue	One day
Red	He was
Yellow	Splittin’ sleepers
Blue	Wearing
Red	New Red Coat
Yellow	New Blue Pants
All	And his hat
Blue	When up jumped
Red	A bunyip
Yellow	Big Boss
Blue	Bunyip
Red	Big
Yellow	Boss
Blue	Bunyip
Red	Big
Yellow	Bossy
Blue	Boss
Red	Bad
Yellow	Bunyip
Boss Bunyip[	Beaut coat
Yellow	Said the bunyip
Mick	Beaut coat al’right!
Yellow	Said Mick
Boss Bunyip	I would look good in that coat.
Yellow	Said the Bunyip
Red	I
	Would
Yellow	Look
Red	Good
	In that
Yellow	coat
Boss Bunyip	I want it
Yellow	Said the Bunyip
Mick	I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	Got
Yellow	It
Blue	From
Red	Me
Yellow	Girl friend
	Gladys
Mick	You can’t have it
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	You
Red	Can’t
Blue	Have
Red	It.
Boss Bunyip	I eat your head
Yellow	Said the Bunyip
Red	I
Blue	eat
Yellow	Your
Red	head
All	Tough
Red	He
Blue	Was
Yellow	tough
Mick	No sad bunyip taking my coat
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	No
Red	Sad
Yellow	Bunyip
Blue	taking
Red	my
Yellow	coat
Red	Bunyip had a brother
Boss Bunyip	Hey Bro
Yellow	Said the Bunyip
Red	Up comes a bigger even hairier Bunyip
Bunyip Bro	Beaut coat
Yellow	said the bunyip brother
Mick	Beaut coat alright!
Yellow	Said Mick
Bunyip Bro	I would look good in that coat. I want it!
Yellow	Said Bunyip Bro
Blue	I would
Red	Look
Yellow	Good
Blue	In that
Red	coat
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro	We want it
Mick	I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	Got
Red	It
Yellow	From
Blue	Me
Red	Girl friend
Yellow	Gladys
Mick	Me Coat – you can’t have it
Yellow	Said Mick
Red	You
Blue	Can’t
Red	Have
Yellow	It.
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro	We eat your head
Yellow	Said the Brothers Bunyip
Blue	We
Red	eat
Yellow	Your
Blue	head
All	Tough
Red	He
Blue	Was
All	tough
Red	But he wasn’t stupid
Mick	I Can take Gladys  to Maccas without me beautiful coat but not without me beautiful head
Yellow	So he handed over the coat.
Blue	He
Red	Handed
Yellow	Over
Blue	The
Red	Coat
Boss Bunyip	Nice pants
Yellow	Said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro	Nice pants
Yellow	Said the Bunyip Back up
Red	Nice
Yellow	Pants.
Mick	Fair Suck of the Sav
Red	Said Mick
Yellow	Fair
Blue	Suck
Red	Of
Yellow	The
Blue	Sav
Mick	You wouldn’t nick a blokes pants would you?,
Yellow	Said Mick
Boss Bunyip	I would look good in those trousers.
Yellow	Said the Boss Bunyip
Red	I
	Would
Yellow	Look
Red	Good
	In
Yellow	trousers
Bunyip Boss and Bunyip Bro	We want them
Yellow	Said the Bunyips
Mick	I got them from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	Got
Yellow	them
Blue	From
Red	Me
Yellow	Girl friend
Blue	Gladys
Mick	She scarier than youYou can’t have ‘em
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	You
Red	Can’t
Blue	Have
Red	It.
Bunyip Boss and Bunyip Bro	We eat your head
Yellow	Said the Bunyip
Red	I
Blue	eat
Yellow	Your
Red	head
All	Tough
Red	He
Blue	Was
Yellow	tough
Mick	No sad bunyip taking my pants
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	No
Red	Sad
Yellow	Bunyip
Blue	taking
Red	my
Yellow	pants
Red	Bunyip brothers were married and they yelled for some help
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro	Hey Girls
Yellow	Said the Bunyips
Red	Up comes 2 bigger even hairier Bunyips
Lady bunyips	Beaut pants
Red	Beaut pants alright!
Bunyips	We would look good in those pants. We want!  We want!
Yellow	Said the Bunyips
Red	We would
Blue	Look
Yellow	Good
Red	In
Yellow	those
Blue	pants
Red	We
Yellow	want
Blue	em
Red	I got them from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	Got
Red	Em
Yellow	From
Blue	Me
Red	Girl friend
Yellow	Gladys
Mick	Me pants – you can’t have!
Yellow	Said Mick
Mick	There’s holes in my knickers
Red	Holes
Yellow	In the
Red	Knickers
Bunyips	We eat your head
Yellow	Said the Funky Foursome
Red	We
Yellow	eat
Blue	Your
Red	Head.
Yellow	Crooked Mick was tough.
All	Tough
Yellow	But he wasn’t stupid.
All	No way
Mick	I Can take Gladys  to Maccas without me beautiful pants but not without me beautiful head
Yellow	So he handed over the pants.
Blue	He
Red	Handed
Yellow	Over
Blue	The
Red	Pants
Boss Bunyip	Nice Hat
Yellow	Said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro	Nice Hat
Yellow	Said the Bunyip Back up
Red	Nice
Yellow	Hat
Mick	Strewth you got me coat and me hat, can’t you leave a bloke his hat?
Red	Said Mick
Yellow	Strewth
Blue	not
Red	me
Yellow	flamming
Blue	Hat
Mick	You wouldn’t nick me hat would you?,
Blue	I would
Red	Look
Yellow	Good
Blue	In that
Red	hat
Bunyip Ladies	We want it
Yellow	Said Bunyip Broads
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro	We want it
Yellow	Said Bunyip Blokes
Mick	I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow	Said Mick
Blue	Got
Red	It
Yellow	From
Blue	Me
Red	Girl friend
Yellow	Gladys
Mick	Me Hat – you can’t have it
Yellow	Said Mick
Red	Bunyip brothers were married had had lots of kids and they yelled for some help
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro	Hey Kids
Yellow	Said the Bunyips
Red	Up comes lots little even hairier Bunyips
Bunyip kids	Beaut hat
Bunyip Blokes	Beaut hat alright!
Bunyips	We would look good in that hat.
Bunyip Kids	We wants it!  We wants it!
Kids	We
Kids	Want
Kids	That
Kids	Hat
Kids	We
Kids	Want
Kids	That
Kids	Hat
Kids	We
Kids	Want
Kids	That
Kids	Hat
Bunyip Bros	We eat
Bunyip Broads	Your head
Bunyip parents	IfYoudont
Kids	Give
Kids	Us the hat
Kids	Give
Kids	Us the hat
Kids	Give
Kids	Us the hat
Kids	Give
Kids	Us the hat
Kids	Give
Kids	Us the hat
Red	We
Yellow	eat
Blue	Your
Red	Head.
Mick	No coat – No pants, No hat, What am I going to tell Gladys?
Red	Crooked Mick was tough.
Yellow	Crooked Mick was mighty embarrassed about his undies
Blue	But Crooked Micks one big fear was his girl friend Gladys
Mick	Who’s tougher than me.
Red	No
Yellow	Coat
Blue	No
Red	Pants
Yellow	and
Blue	No
Red	hat
Red	Suddenly
Yellow	Sudd
Blue	en
Red	ly
Yellow	He
Blue	Had
Red	He had
Yellow	He had
Blue	He had an
Red	He had an
ALL	Idea!
Mick	Hey you bunyips.You got me coatYou got me daksEven got me Flammin’ hat.Who wants em?
Boss Bunyip	They Mine
Bunyip Bro	They Mine
Bunyip Broads	Ours
Bunyip Kids	MineMineMineMine
Mick	Make up your mindsI aint got all day.
Boss Bunyip	I saw him first so they are mine
Red	said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro	Blow that, it was me what made him hand em over’,
Red	said the bro
Broads and Kids	‘Get orf it was us what made him give them up,’.
Red	said the friends and relations
Bunyip	‘Smine!’
Red	said the Boss
Bunyip Bro	‘Smine!’,
Red	said the Bro.‘
Bunyips	‘Smine!’
Red	said everyone else.
Bunyip	‘I got em’
Red	said the Boss Bunyip
Yellow	and ran behind a tree.
Blue	round
Yellow	And round
Blue	And round
Yellow	the
Blue	tree
Bunyip Bro	Come back’
Red	said the bro chasing after him
Yellow	round
Blue	And round
Yellow	And round
Blue	the
Yellow	tree
Blue	Stop!
Yellow	Stop!
Red	Yelled the Bros.
Bunyip	Smine!
Red	said the Boss
Blue	running round the tree
Yellow	round
Blue	And round
Yellow	And round
Blue	the
Yellow	tree
Bunyip Bro	‘Smine!’,.
Red	said the Bro
Yellow	in hot pursuit
Bunyips	‘Smine!’ ,
Red	said the rabble.
Blue	round
Yellow	And round
Blue	And round
Yellow	the
Blue	tree
Red	‘Now it’s curious to relate
Yellow	That they ran round and round
Blue	faster
Yellow	And faster
Blue	And faster
Yellow	And Faster
All	AND FASTER
Red	that they all turned into bunyip paste.
Blue	those bunyips ran so fast and furious..
Yellow	And so hot was the pursuit
Blue	that the paste cooked into damper
Red	So Crooked Mick was the bloke who invented fast food
Blue	Mick
Yellow	Gladys
Red	And his mates
Blue	Sat round
Yellow	And had
Red	a
Blue	good
Yellow	feed
red	of
Red	Bunyip damper.