SCRIPTS


CROOKED MICK AND THE BUNYIP

Red Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and other exotic pests.
Yellow Meet Crooked Mick
Blue Meet
Red Crooked
Yellow Mick
Blue From the Speewah Station
Red Up the Snowy River
Yellow Right up
Blue The Snowy River
Red He’s tough!
Yellow How tough?
Red Real tough!
Blue He doesn’t shave
Red He bangs his whiskers in
Blue With a hammer
Red And bites them off
Blue inside
All Tough
Red Like I said
Blue He was
Yellow Tough
Blue How tough
Yellow He was growing
Red So fast
Yellow His dad ring-barked his legs
Red To stop him growing
Blue Didn’t work
All Tough
Blue One day
Red He was
Yellow Splittin’ sleepers
Blue Wearing
Red New Red Coat
Yellow New Blue Pants
All And his hat
Blue When up jumped
Red A bunyip
Yellow Big Boss
Blue Bunyip
Red Big
Yellow Boss
Blue Bunyip
Red Big
Yellow Bossy
Blue Boss
Red Bad
Yellow Bunyip
Boss Bunyip[ Beaut coat
Yellow Said the bunyip
Mick Beaut coat al’right!
Yellow Said Mick
Boss Bunyip I would look good in that coat.
Yellow Said the Bunyip
Red I
Would
Yellow Look
Red Good
In that
Yellow coat
Boss Bunyip I want it
Yellow Said the Bunyip
Mick I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow Said Mick
Blue Got
Yellow It
Blue From
Red Me
Yellow Girl friend
Gladys
Mick You can’t have it
Yellow Said Mick
Blue You
Red Can’t
Blue Have
Red It.
Boss Bunyip I eat your head
Yellow Said the Bunyip
Red I
Blue eat
Yellow Your
Red head
All Tough
Red He
Blue Was
Yellow tough
Mick No sad bunyip taking my coat
Yellow Said Mick
Blue No
Red Sad
Yellow Bunyip
Blue taking
Red my
Yellow coat
Red Bunyip had a brother
Boss Bunyip Hey Bro
Yellow Said the Bunyip
Red Up comes a bigger even hairier Bunyip
Bunyip Bro Beaut coat
Yellow said the bunyip brother
Mick Beaut coat alright!
Yellow Said Mick
Bunyip Bro I would look good in that coat. I want it!
Yellow Said Bunyip Bro
Blue I would
Red Look
Yellow Good
Blue In that
Red coat
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro We want it
Mick I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow Said Mick
Blue Got
Red It
Yellow From
Blue Me
Red Girl friend
Yellow Gladys
Mick Me Coat – you can’t have it
Yellow Said Mick
Red You
Blue Can’t
Red Have
Yellow It.
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro We eat your head
Yellow Said the Brothers Bunyip
Blue We
Red eat
Yellow Your
Blue head
All Tough
Red He
Blue Was
All tough
Red But he wasn’t stupid
Mick I Can take Gladys  to Maccas without me beautiful coat but not without me beautiful head
Yellow So he handed over the coat.
Blue He
Red Handed
Yellow Over
Blue The
Red Coat
Boss Bunyip Nice pants
Yellow Said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro Nice pants
Yellow Said the Bunyip Back up
Red Nice
Yellow Pants.
Mick Fair Suck of the Sav
Red Said Mick
Yellow Fair
Blue Suck
Red Of
Yellow The
Blue Sav
Mick You wouldn’t nick a blokes pants would you?,
Yellow Said Mick
Boss Bunyip I would look good in those trousers.
Yellow Said the Boss Bunyip
Red I
Would
Yellow Look
Red Good
In
Yellow trousers
Bunyip Boss and Bunyip Bro We want them
Yellow Said the Bunyips
Mick I got them from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow Said Mick
Blue Got
Yellow them
Blue From
Red Me
Yellow Girl friend
Blue Gladys
Mick She scarier than youYou can’t have ‘em
Yellow Said Mick
Blue You
Red Can’t
Blue Have
Red It.
Bunyip Boss and Bunyip Bro We eat your head
Yellow Said the Bunyip
Red I
Blue eat
Yellow Your
Red head
All Tough
Red He
Blue Was
Yellow tough
Mick No sad bunyip taking my pants
Yellow Said Mick
Blue No
Red Sad
Yellow Bunyip
Blue taking
Red my
Yellow pants
Red Bunyip brothers were married and they yelled for some help
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro Hey Girls
Yellow Said the Bunyips
Red Up comes 2 bigger even hairier Bunyips
Lady bunyips Beaut pants
Red Beaut pants alright!
Bunyips We would look good in those pants. We want!  We want!
Yellow Said the Bunyips
Red We would
Blue Look
Yellow Good
Red In
Yellow those
Blue pants
Red We
Yellow want
Blue em
Red I got them from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow Said Mick
Blue Got
Red Em
Yellow From
Blue Me
Red Girl friend
Yellow Gladys
Mick Me pants – you can’t have!
Yellow Said Mick
Mick There’s holes in my knickers
Red Holes
Yellow In the
Red Knickers
Bunyips We eat your head
Yellow Said the Funky Foursome
Red We
Yellow eat
Blue Your
Red Head.
Yellow Crooked Mick was tough.
All Tough
Yellow But he wasn’t stupid.
All No way
Mick I Can take Gladys  to Maccas without me beautiful pants but not without me beautiful head
Yellow So he handed over the pants.
Blue He
Red Handed
Yellow Over
Blue The
Red Pants
Boss Bunyip Nice Hat
Yellow Said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro Nice Hat
Yellow Said the Bunyip Back up
Red Nice
Yellow Hat
Mick Strewth you got me coat and me hat, can’t you leave a bloke his hat?
Red Said Mick
Yellow Strewth
Blue not
Red me
Yellow flamming
Blue Hat
Mick You wouldn’t nick me hat would you?,
Blue I would
Red Look
Yellow Good
Blue In that
Red hat
Bunyip Ladies We want it
Yellow Said Bunyip Broads
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro We want it
Yellow Said Bunyip Blokes
Mick I got it from me girl friend Gladys
Yellow Said Mick
Blue Got
Red It
Yellow From
Blue Me
Red Girl friend
Yellow Gladys
Mick Me Hat – you can’t have it
Yellow Said Mick
Red Bunyip brothers were married had had lots of kids and they yelled for some help
Boss Bunyip and Bunyip Bro Hey Kids
Yellow Said the Bunyips
Red Up comes lots little even hairier Bunyips
Bunyip kids Beaut hat
Bunyip Blokes Beaut hat alright!
Bunyips We would look good in that hat.
Bunyip Kids We wants it!  We wants it!
Kids We
Kids Want
Kids That
Kids Hat
Kids We
Kids Want
Kids That
Kids Hat
Kids We
Kids Want
Kids That
Kids Hat
Bunyip Bros We eat
Bunyip Broads Your head
Bunyip parents IfYoudont
Kids Give
Kids Us the hat
Kids Give
Kids Us the hat
Kids Give
Kids Us the hat
Kids Give
Kids Us the hat
Kids Give
Kids Us the hat
Red We
Yellow eat
Blue Your
Red Head.
Mick No coat – No pants, No hat, What am I going to tell Gladys?
Red Crooked Mick was tough.
Yellow Crooked Mick was mighty embarrassed about his undies
Blue But Crooked Micks one big fear was his girl friend Gladys
Mick Who’s tougher than me.
Red No
Yellow Coat
Blue No
Red Pants
Yellow and
Blue No
Red hat
Red Suddenly
Yellow Sudd
Blue en
Red ly
Yellow He
Blue Had
Red He had
Yellow He had
Blue He had an
Red He had an
ALL Idea!
Mick Hey you bunyips.You got me coatYou got me daksEven got me Flammin’ hat.Who wants em?
Boss Bunyip They Mine
Bunyip Bro They Mine
Bunyip Broads Ours
Bunyip Kids MineMineMineMine
Mick Make up your mindsI aint got all day.
Boss Bunyip I saw him first so they are mine
Red said the Boss Bunyip.
Bunyip Bro Blow that, it was me what made him hand em over’,
Red said the bro
Broads and Kids ‘Get orf it was us what made him give them up,’.
Red said the friends and relations
Bunyip ‘Smine!’
Red said the Boss
Bunyip Bro ‘Smine!’,
Red said the Bro.‘
Bunyips ‘Smine!’
Red said everyone else.
Bunyip ‘I got em’
Red said the Boss Bunyip
Yellow and ran behind a tree.
Blue round
Yellow And round
Blue And round
Yellow the
Blue tree
Bunyip Bro Come back’
Red said the bro chasing after him
Yellow round
Blue And round
Yellow And round
Blue the
Yellow tree
Blue Stop!
Yellow Stop!
Red Yelled the Bros.
Bunyip Smine!
Red said the Boss
Blue running round the tree
Yellow round
Blue And round
Yellow And round
Blue the
Yellow tree
Bunyip Bro ‘Smine!’,.
Red said the Bro
Yellow in hot pursuit
Bunyips ‘Smine!’ ,
Red said the rabble.
Blue round
Yellow And round
Blue And round
Yellow the
Blue tree
Red ‘Now it’s curious to relate
Yellow That they ran round and round
Blue faster
Yellow And faster
Blue And faster
Yellow And Faster
All AND FASTER
Red that they all turned into bunyip paste.
Blue those bunyips ran so fast and furious..
Yellow And so hot was the pursuit
Blue that the paste cooked into damper
Red So Crooked Mick was the bloke who invented fast food
Blue Mick
Yellow Gladys
Red And his mates
Blue Sat round
Yellow And had
Red a
Blue good
Yellow feed
red of
Red Bunyip damper.